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Star Trek Rewind: “Caretaker”

“We’re alone, in an uncharted part of the galaxy. We’ve already made some friends here, and some enemies. We have no idea of the dangers we’re going to face, but one thing is clear. Both crews are going to have to work together if we’re to survive. That’s why Commander Chakotay and I have agreed that this should be one crew: a Starfleet crew. And as the only Starfleet vessel assigned to the Delta Quadrant, we’ll continue to follow our directive to seek out new worlds and explore space. But our primary goal is clear. Even at maximum speeds, it would take seventy-five years to reach the Federation, but I’m not willing to settle for that. There’s another entity like the Caretaker out there somewhere, who has the ability to get us there a lot faster. We’ll be looking for her, and we’ll be looking for wormholes, spatial rifts, or new technologies to help us. Somewhere, along this journey, we’ll find a way back.”

We’re in the Badlands, stomping grounds of the Maquis with a Cardassian ship in pursuit of a smaller ship commanded by Chakotay, former Starfleet hero now traitor. Vulcan Tuvok rides shotgun, navigating some serious fire-waves when, from out of nowhere, an energy beam zaps the ship and causes it to vanish. A few days later, Captain Kathryn Janeway visits Tom Paris at a rehabilitation facility. She has a deal for him. He comes along as a guide on her mission to find the missing Maquis ship and she’ll request an early pardon. How can he say no?

Newly commissioned starship U.S.S. Voyager is docked at Deep Space Nine and we get the perfunctory cross-over appearance from Quark (also Morn) as he attempts to scam Ensign Harry Kim into buying some worthless gems. Paris is there to save the day and the two strike up an unlikely friendship. You see, what with Harry being green as the day is long, and Paris as the bad seed. Stay away from Tommy, Kid! He’s bad news, like an evil Richie Cunningham.

After a meet-and-greet with the Captain, Voyager makes for the Badlands, where they are hit with the same energy weapon, but this time we follow them to their eventual destination: some 70,000 light years into the Delta Quadrant. Most of Janeway’s senior officers are killed, including her First Officer, Chief Engineer, and Chief Medical Officer. With many wounded, Harry activates the Emergency Medical Hologram (Robert Picardo). They locate the Maquis ship, but no one is aboard. There also seems to be an “array,” something akin to a highly-advanced space station sending power to a distant planet. The crew start to vanish.

Janeway et al materialize on what looks like a farm with a bunch of down-home rednecks serving corn, playing fiddle, and strumming on the old banjo. The folks don’t like it when Kim and Paris start snooping around for the power force necessary to create this illusion. The crew are then abducted and sent to what looks like a medical laboratory. Later, everyone is returned to the ship (including the Maquis to their ship) with the exception of Harry and half-Klingon engineer, B’Elanna Torres.

It seems the array is being controlled by a caretaker, and that caretaker is dying. He has been searching the Universe for a compatible life-form that will continue to protect a race known as the Ocampa. Chakotay and Tuvok agree to discuss the situation with Janeway. Tuvok reveals himself to be a double agent working for Starfleet and Janeway. His mission was to infiltrate the Maquis and dig up as much dirt as he could carry. This burns Chakotay’s butter, but both captains agree to work together to find their missing people.

They come across a small ship, piloted by the bizarre Talaxian, Neelix, who agrees to take them to the Ocampan planet where his girlfriend, Kes, is being held by an unpleasant (and none-too-bright) race of savages known as the Kazon. Janeway tries to make nice with the Kazon by giving them water, which is desperately needed, but the Kazon are written to be one-note mustache-twirling idiots (with a militant patriarchal philosophy to boot) and, by episode’s end, they let our heroes know they will be thorns in their side for years to come. Thanks, Kate.

Ultimately, Janeway destroys the array (and with it, Voyager’s only way to get home) to keep it out of Kazon hands and protect the recessive Ocampa. This decision will backfire on her and cause consternation among her crew, but Janeway is a character intent on preserving her own sense of ethics even if those ethics come into conflict with her or the crew’s instinctive sensibilities. This is her first command, and it can be extremely frustrating to watch her make the same mistake every time, but apparently that is Starfleet policy.

Still, this pilot episode is chock-loaded with meat-and-potatoes storytelling unlike the Frankenstein’s Monster job of “Encounter at Farpoint” or the far-out, New-Age theology of “Emissary.” Alliances are forged and friendships are fostered. Chakotay is promoted to First Officer and his crew joins Voyager. Neelix and Kes remain on board as ambassadors of good will for the Delta Quadrant, and Voyager sets course for home. They’ll encounter a few bumps on the road along the way.


David Lawler has written for Film Threat, VHS Rewind, Second Union, and his own blog, Misadventures in BlissVille. Lawler has produced several podcasts including That Twilighty Show About That Zone, Two Davids Walk Into A Bar (with co-host David Anderson), EQ Lawler/Saltz (with Alex Saltz), and Upstairs at Froelich's (with co-host John Froelich).

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